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PostSubject: [Fun]Funny,Funny!Post Date: Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:56 pm

What did the icicle say to the other icicle before it left?
Bye- cicle (Bycicle) :lol!: :lol!:

What is a gold diggers favorite fish?


A gold fish
:lol!: :lol!:

What did the robber get when he stole a calendar?

Twelve months! :lol!: :lol!:

Sexy Chick (Not the song):
Mom listens through door Boy:The way that booty moving I cant take no more,have to stop what i'm doin, so i can pull her up close

Girl:They say I need to slow down, the baddest thing around town Boy:She's nothin' like a girl youv'e never seen before Girl:Nothing you can compare to your neighborehood whore!

Mom:Oh no he doesn't!

*Bursts into room* Mom:What do you think you two are doing with each other!! Boy:*Turns down music* What? I couldn't hear you over my music! :lol!: :lol!:


Why didn't the crab share his shell?

Cause he was shellfish! (Selfish) :lol!: :lol!:


What did the wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner! :lol!: :lol!:


When does a man act like a dog?

When he's a boxer! :lol!: :lol!:


Wher does a dog go if he looses its tail?

to the Re-tail store! :lol!: :lol!:


What did the Math book say to the Journal?

I have more problems than you! :lol!: :lol!:





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PostSubject: Re: [Fun]Funny,Funny!Post Date: Sun Aug 12, 2012 2:46 pm

Oh ho ho :lol:
Some of them are so funny =]]

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Why didn't the crab share his shell?
Cause he was shellfish! (Selfish)

I like this one, good jokes
Thank you Vy for postig these ^^


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PostSubject: Re: [Fun]Funny,Funny!Post Date: Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:52 pm

What type of fruit trees line up in twos?

Pairs! (Pears)


What is the most illness birds get?

Flu! (Flew)


What cloud is so lazy it won't get up?

Fog!


What did the dog do after it swallowed the firefly?

It barked with de-light!


Do lady pigs join the sewing circle?

No,there too busy bacon pies!


What are snakes best at school?

Hisstory!


How do trees get on the internet?

They log on!


What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!


Why do dragons sleep all day?

They like to eat knights! (Nights)


What object is the king of the classroom?

The ruler!


What time is is when the Sir Lancelot (Knight) looks at his belly button?

The middle of the knight! (The middle of the night)


When is a dogs tail not a dogs tail?

When it's a-waggin'! (When it's a wagon)


What's the diffrence between a fish and a piano?

You can't tun-a fish! (You can't tune a fish!)


What kind of dog is a hot one?

A hot dog! (Hot dog)


What kind of star goes to jail?

A shooting star!


Why was the skull (The bone of your head) lonely at the halloween dance party?

Cause he had no body to play with! (Cause he had nobody to play with!)


What wood is always boring?

Bored! (Board)


What did the big flower say to the little flower?

How ya' doing bud?! (How ya' doing buddy?!)



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PostSubject: Re: [Fun]Funny,Funny!Post Date: Fri May 10, 2013 4:58 pm

What is a pig's best karate move?

Pork Chop!



What is the tallest tower in the world?

The library, it has the most stories!



Who is the crime maker in space?

A shooting star!



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PostSubject: Re: [Fun]Funny,Funny!Post Date: Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:07 am



Why did the strawberry cross the street?
Because it's mother was stuck in the JAM



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